I've got this superb picture of Canarian virtually wearing his third dinner of the day in question too. Which reminds me, I must sort out those picture archives and get them organised into one place!
Seagulleater - last seen trying to take on the team, officials and stewards single-handedly at Selhurst Park earlier this season.
He had a singular way with words too. What he claimed "Barntit Seaweed" had in his sandwiches was a classic...