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I've always wondered how my girlfriend has got by without a job to be fair, but there's no way someone else has paid her to do it. It's all me. ALL me. Besides I always make sure the place is properly sealed when I go out. And check where the mop is. No other man makes her cry, of that I'm sure.

I love it when people use the word "apparently". Apparently my girlfriend likes to cry. Been there, seen it.

I love the way they try to make it look like a serious documentary before giving it that title!