More likely to be cryptic or deliberately lacking in crucial elements. Such as "Brighton won" to which they know I wil reply, "Yes, but what about f*cking Reading?" and they will then reply "Reading? Don't know mate. Does that matter then?"
I will be running a market stall in Hackney and relying on others to text me the result. If it doesn't go our way i might sulk like a little boy and tell everyone to f*ck off and it's so unfair and that Ashley Barnes is toilet and couldn't help us out either when he was playing for us or at Burnley.