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Another classic is Robocrap. A rumbling in the lower bowels that makes it abundantly clear you only have ten seconds to comply.

My two personal favourites are: 1) Shaking hands with the French. A term for that moment when your finger slips through the cheap toilet paper causing you to smear it with your own sh*t while wiping your back door. So-called after the moment when the two ends of the channel tunnel met in the...