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That's good. Might ask my girlfriend to call me Sledge. That'll keep her on her toes.

That last one reminded me of a fella at boarding school who was called "Flower". His real name was Mike Lander. I think. He was called Flower because one other kid said "The next person to walk through the door will be forever known as Flower." One of the many reasons i hated boarding school.

I know a bloke who has a friend called Olaf. His nick name is Loaf because that's what comes up on predictive text when he types his name.