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Excellent. I thought I was the only one knocking one out while imagining Pete Waterman taking Michaela while screaming " I'm the Hitman and this is her!"

Fair enough. I only had to have a week off work,.

My girlfriend asked me who my first crush as a boy was and I said Patsy Kensit, before adding that I was extremely jealous of Mel Gibson when he performed a rather steamy scene with her in that Lethal Weapon film. She said she was surprised as she thought I'd have gone for someone with more...

To be fair my arm is usually a blur when she's on screen.