I like to imagine he took the job and arrived, realised it was a cricket team and now he’s just blagging it with his sweater atop his shoulders.
Classic Brown.
I oft wonder how long it takes for the mere mention of a name to cause a titter in a boardroom...
“This is a crisis, a large crisis... any ideas who to bring in?”
“Errrrr Paul (clipboard and whistle) Clement...?!?”
(Dramatic pause)
... eruption of laugher.
“Paul ‘failed PE teacher’...