Indeed He'd make the hooters back four alongside Colin 'Hee haw' kins, Darren (Frankenstein's Monster) Carr... that's an interesting one: a hooters XI... hmmmmmm...
Colin Pates for being brave enough, to ROCK 'that' most famous kit of yore!
If the shirt said it all, the shorts... well perhaps a bridge too far.
Pates' was actually a fine player, a fine player says I. He's wearing Puma boots too, a class act all the way.