West Indian Manatee - 11 Months
Amazonian or African Manatee - 12 Months
Camel : Dromedary - 15 Months, Bactrian - 13 Months
Tapir : Malayan, South American and Mountain - 13 Months
Donkey : 11-14 Months
I can only therefore conclude you've been shagging a Donkey. :eek:
Some bird I'm seeing has also been sleeping in separate rooms to her husband for 14 months, and I swear she's seeing someone else as well as me.. :glare: