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  1. Knocky's Nose

    [Misc] Doorstep Crime.

    My standard reply when I get the "you've had an accident" call is "yes, yes I did. Recently." When they ask me what happened, audibly excited they've hooked someone, I tell them "..my head fell off whilst I was at work." They always put the phone down on me, and I have a little chuckle. I'm...
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