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  1. Knocky's Nose

    [Humour] Cocaine and Football.

    A friend of mine accidentally took a WW1 Revolver through security at Gatwick. :lolol: When I say 'took through' I mean he threw his rucksack on the scanner, walked through the scanner bridge, then the next thing he remembers is having four armed police pointing weapons at him shouting "ON THE...
  2. Knocky's Nose

    [Humour] Cocaine and Football.

    Merci Monsieur, c'est vrai :cheers:
  3. Knocky's Nose

    [Humour] Cocaine and Football.

    A grown up trying to act like a kid also sucks.... Watching a grown man gurning, sniffing, rubbing his nose every 30 seconds and chatting bollocks on coke is quite sad, really. :nono: Still, as I've said - each to their own.
  4. Knocky's Nose

    [Humour] Cocaine and Football.

    Because they grow up? :shrug:
  5. Knocky's Nose

    [Humour] Cocaine and Football.

    I did the lighter version and did a small line off a pair of rather fabulous norks.... but I was straight back on the JD after that.
  6. Knocky's Nose

    [Humour] Cocaine and Football.

    I've got what you could class as an 'addictive personality' I suppose - but it's such piss-poor value for money my logical brain rejected it in favour of alcohol. :cheers: I was big into the ladies when I was in my 20's and my pals were all city boys. They'd do £40-50 on coke which would turn...
  7. Knocky's Nose

    [Humour] Cocaine and Football.

    Maybe I'm an old fart, but the handful of times I've partaken in my life it's been in a party atmosphere with banging music, flashing lights and lots of pretty girls..... not during the day sitting amongst old ladies, kids, plastic seats and the smell of pies whilst watching 22 blokes run...
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