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Tell that to a shark as it goes to sink its teeth into your arse. I'm sure with a little reasoning it'll consider, ponder for a while, then admit that perhaps man is indeed the lord of the deep and swim away. :D

I've never watched Billy Connolly in my life apart from on some documentary about Scotland. My Nan used to like him though.. Which sketch have I ripped off? I'd like to see it.

I've never hugged a tree, or worn socks with sandals - but in defence of the shark, we're in it's 'manor' after all... We chose to develop our fins into limbs and trot around on terra firma, they chose to carry on swimming about. As mentioned, if you were casually wandering round Top Man and...