You could adapt it to the whole squad - just need to turn every player into 4 syllables where necessary. So changes required:
Lewis Dunky
Big Shane Duffy
Uwe Hune Meier (Uwe, Uwe Hoonee, Uwe Hooeee, Uwe Hune Meier)
Gaeton Bo ong
Tony Knockaert
Solly Maa arch
Sammy Baldock
Big Glenn Murray
etc...