Oh well played, sir!
They could also browse in the anteak shops in the lanes and pay a visit to Elm Grove. He should bring his whole family - Uncle Rowan, Aunt Hazel and his niece Holly.
I wonder if they have twigged how to get to the ground yet?
By the way (nothing to do with tree puns) - did you have a signed Albion shirt framed by the Brighton Framing Gallery in St George's Road?