Even if she came on stage and did a Mata Hari style 'dance of the seven veils' it wouldn't impress many. But it would be the same if Jezza decided to perform a Chippendales routine.
We're in central Worthing but our council ward (Heene) returned a Lab councillor for the first time I can remember. There's something going on in this part of Sussex that should really worry the Tories as the whole coast from here to Hastings could become a mix of red or yellow (or green).