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Seeing as it's nearly Christmas. While shepherds washed their socks at night All eating fish and chips The angel of the lord came down And charged them three and six.. (doesn't work since Britain went decimal)

reminds me of this (which isn't so sinister) One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.

The corporation dustcart was full up to the brim The driver fell in backwards and found he could not swim They took him to the infirmary to see if he was dead They rubbed his belly with a lump of jelly and this is what he said Rule Brittania Two tanners make one bob dee dee diddle diddle dum-dum...

Wouldn’t it be funny if a lady had a Wouldn’t it be funny if a lady had a Repeat as often as you like

He who smelt it dealt it. He who denied it supplied it. He who made the rhyme committed the crime.