Here's my effort.
To the tune of "Davy Crockett".
The Ballad of Davy Propper.
"Bought from Holland for a record fee.
The land of clogs and a lot of holey cheese.
Raised eating Gouda, Edam and sometimes Brie.
And chose to play his football in Sussex by the sea.
Chorus-
Davy, Davy Propper.
King...