Easy mistake to make. It was tricky taking the photo with one hand whilst getting the light right! Just come back from second lasering. Another session in six weeks. It feels like someone flicking you with an elastic band every half a second for fifteen minutes. Started to quite enjoy it...
It's two birds on a bar which used to have my ex-wife's name on. In 1975 it cost £ 1.80. In 1999, had the name blacked out for £ 5. Had the trial laser removal session a month ago, hence a few spots visible. Big session today. Costing a lot more than £ 6.80! After it's all sorted, I'm...
I was using a public urinal when the man next to me peered down and noticed I had a B and an N tattooed on my penis. "I don't believe it!" he said in a thick northern accent, and showed me his penis which also had a B and an N tattooed on it. He said that when it becomes erect, it reads...