Players I'd rather see up front;
Barnes
Lita
Barker
Buckley
Dickenson
Ward
Brezovan
Hoskins (whilst injured)
Jason Lee (with a pineapple on his head)
Jason Lee (without a pineapple on his head)
Former speaker of the house Betty Boothroyd
Michael (I also fluked an England cap) Ricketts
Maruanne...