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More managers this one; when a top side is playing a much lower one in either stature. league position or both, the press conference is "A tough challenge, not going to be easy". Rhubarb..."We're going to batter this bunch of no-hopers".

Taking time to place the ball a billimetre within the quadrant for a corner in order to try and be clever by using the 'whole of the ball over whole of the line' b0ll0x. Stick it in the quadrant, or even on the line and kick the ####er. A few billimeteres ain't gonna change nowt.

Doing a post match interview after bagging a hat-trick and spouting b0ll0x that 'It's all about the team and three points'. Nah, I don't buy it. You'd move to a higher payer tomorrow.

Anyone running back to the centre circle, having scored, with the ball up their shirt and sucking their thumbs whilst looking at their pregnant mistress needs to take a long, hard look at themselves.