Mate, we have 4 Gregs, 2 Subways, 2 KFC's and ample charity shops to choose from. I have no idea what you're talking about. We're a haven of modern wonder and as cosmopolitan as any Town in all of the land.
There's three Whetherspoons, no shit!
Now you've changed your mind: what would you...
Yeah? That's a shame coz we were gonna put on a bit of a spread for you; I was even gonna ask if you want egg mayonnaise or cheese and pickle fillings.
I've been to Brighton. It was lovely. Everyone was very friendly and better still the locals just let us have three points. Honestly mate, we...