Chris Hoy nailed it about talking in the 3rd person. He was asked, What does Chris Hoy think about Chris Hoy?
"Chris Hoy thinks that the day Chris Hoy refers to Chris Hoy in the third person is the day that Chris Hoy disappears up his own a***"
Monday match reports are always an 'angle' on the game. I read one from the sun in the Sandwich shop today that was solskjaer this, Rashford that with little reference to Brighton.I expected little else.
Sky, however, describing Davys assist as 'a hopeful ball into the box' is really taking the...