Funnily enough I was thinking of this thread only yesterday. My neighbours have gone on holiday leaving the mother in Law in charge who knocked on our door whilst I was watching CMS miss the target against Forest with the usual call to Jodrell Bank to find out where the ball had gone. She could...
Following on from earlier post if you find any bagged up birds it's not me as (a) I didn't bag it (b) I don't live in the Brighton area.
Good luck getting your operatives to check for dead dogs. That'll be an interesting team briefing.