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Two cannibals sharing a clown they've just caught and cooked. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

Any better jokes out there? A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls deathly quiet...

Joke First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2...

O/t but topical egg chasing joke Martin Johnson, Richard Hill and Johnny Wilkinson are standing before God at the gates of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."Addressing Johnson first he asks, "what do you...

Anyone for a Joke? A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing.At the same time the priest heard rumors of cock-fights being held in town...

Very good joke du jour I thought so anyway:D A woman is very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that...

Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because they're negroes To avoid racist flaming and for the slow witted (because their kneegrows)

A man finds a snail on his front doorstep, picks it up and drop kicks it down the road. A year later he hears a knock on the door and finds the snail back again. It looks up at him and says.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Why did you do that?