I'm glad I'm entertaining you, you've obviously never got laid you spotty virgin so you need some joy in your life, just a shame pub have to get it by acting like a prick on the internet whilst the rest of us get it through deep and meaningful social interactions with other humans face to face.
7300 posts in 2 years, do you have ANY social life AT ALL? Go out and get a life rather than sitting around on NSC all day wan-bling over the trains and criticizing people with completely valid opinions.