You'll all need to look up the colloquialisms......but he'll be made up,.
Greer-ie, Greer-ie ( to ‘Seagulls’)
(To build a bonfire)He’s a weegie
And he’ll hied ye
If you dare get in his way
Captain Gordon
Of the Amex
And he’ll never go away
Followed by Greer-ie, Greer-ie ( to ‘Seagulls’)