You are Paul Barber and I claim my prize (unless it's £10 off when you spend £50 on pies in a single game).
In all seriousness publishing the accounts was really positive and really inclusive, well done Tony or Paul or whoever thought of it. I know they're readily available but most wouldn't...
Oh yes, earthy honesty for me too, although not on the Parrish way that you suggested.
Problem is we get spin spin spin spin stab spin spin. More spin to your stab if you like. Consistency would be nice.
Don't you think it just a little unprofessional to show your irritation at your customers views? No matter how those views might irk you. Another way might have been to recognise how the figures might reasonably be interpreted and to be helpful in pointing out the changes to the method of...
That Paul Barber is an absolute marvel. Catering queues have gone down dramatically and yet sales have increased.
I've certainly moved across to the Barber In crowd. Marvellous stuff