You are trying to argue with The Minister of Propaganda for all thing Albion I'm afraid Easy.
You are spot on with your comments regarding all things WSU and also the quality of pies, however, Joseph will argue until you simply just cannot be arsed anymore.
I once asked for a Lager top in WSU, (not for me I hasten to add) the lad behind the counter disappeared for ages and on his return demonstrated that the only tops he could find were for the tea/coffee cups and would not fit.