I don’t mind a bit of shithousery but I prefer mischievousness over nastiness and cheating; there’s a difference. I also feel the way we play doesn’t call for any and I wouldn’t want it anyway. I’m fine with things the way they currently are.
You’re overlooking a lot. For example, we have Maupay, a nice looking and smart French lad who is adept at shithouse tactics but will then eloquently interview in a second language. They have some pasty scrawny rat boy who will seriously test Peter Crouch’s theory on Premier League players. Huge...