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That bloke is annoying, I switched off after a minute.

A pint of what you’ve been drinking please.

I might even try out the talking unicorn this weekend. I’ve been saving this one.

Love it. I’m not getting as many “Ooooooo, you’ve got the new IPhone X” responses as I hoped but otherwise all good. And who doesn’t want to send friends talking pig emojis? It’s revolutionised my communication.

I wasn’t expecting mine for a few weeks; it was a nice surprise. Earlier, I sent the missus and talking pig animoji. I will sent her a cat shortly; she likes cats.

We’re up and running! It’s fantastic. Love it.

It’s arrived!

No need to chase it. If you order on line it will come to you. Apple are very good at this.

iPhone Xs, 900 quid handbags......any jobs going in your office?

Come on, when I rock up to the craft beer bar, or third wave coffee shop, and plonk my X on the table (I’ll probably give it The Liam Gallagher “come on”s as well) do you really think my friends will look at me and think they’re “better individuals”? No, of course they won’t. You remind me of...

Yes. I didn't upgrade last time, but the missus did. Ive suffered the ignomy for a full year and it's not nice. Very shortly I'll be top dog again.

Ah yes, my date is now a week earlier. Thanks for the heads up.

I’ve just put my order in. Have to wait until December 19th though.

Welcome to Brexit Britain.

Fair enough.

What's your problem with BMWs?

Hilarious

Bit clunky to carry around all day though.

Are you confusing the IPhone X with the Samsung Galaxy?

You see, if I had the new IPhone X I could sent you a talking-turd going blah blah blah. Certainly not overpowered.