Now, if you want a real giggle scroll down this article to the video clip of Joey Barton at the National Portrait Gallery. Just listen to him, its hilarious.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2012/apr/14/joey-barton-interview
It's one thing being thick. But being thick and thinking you're some sort of Renaissance Man Is something else. The guy is a grade A, 100%, 5 star, full leaded cock.