I've just seen the alleged photo. If it is the photo that was used in the Daily Mail then it clearly is not him.....the total lack of tattoos makes it pretty obvious.
I do not want to get involved in compating line-ups but if you're into music and you have a reasonably open mind then you will surely really really struggle to get bored at Glastonbury? And this is to totally ignore the other stuff; I tend to sacrifice an entire evening of the music stages these...