A rather stilted and convenient comparison, is it not? Yes, getting coined was unpleasant, and so is getting wet from beer , and there are many complaints on here from fans who had far more than "a bit of beer" on their clothes.
Yes, the person might have been "unlucky" in that he was caught what others presumably got away with, but he conveniently ignores 2 things: Don't do what most other folk would consider to be a stupid act in a packed area, and be consistent -by his logic, the burglar entering his house and ,say...
That was the clear implication of your wording -you think it is funny when you see it, so it clearly means that someone else is soaked as a result. Don't now try to wriggle out of it. It has nothing to do with being self-righteous; just a concern for other people, not that that clearly bothers...
I am hoping that this is meant in jest. You don't like it if the beer hits you, but it looks cool if it hits others and that is "harmless fun". If this really is your attitude, then you need to have a period of self reflection.