Football crowd would struggle with the opening note. I was amazed how much trouble the lad on my left at Ajax struggled with the opening to GOSBTS. And he was pwoppa nawty!
It occurs to me that it would be lovely, not necessary, but lovely if we expanded our songbook. What would you like to be acquired? I have bloody loads of possibilities that with some relevant lyrics would smash it. Unfortunately I appreciate that this is not how it works. So let this be an...