I was going to post a witty reply, but I can't think of one. I'll check with my travelling companion, later, to see if he can think of something. :wink:
St Pancreas, Wednesday morning, at half past shite (8.16). Eurotunnel. Staying at iHOTEL near the station.
If you team me up with @Hugo Rune it will prove you have a viable algorithm.