And the theme tune to Dad's Army (in part an homage to the Senior Players who Herr Hutler will be bringing in to shore up, er, the attack. I hear that Miroslav Klose may be available. And 'Big' Jurgen Locardia).
I went to college with a bloke called Adolph. He told us his name was Antony, but one of us saw some official correspondence he'd carelessly left in our flat. He was known by his nickname (which I won't reveal here as it is unusual and he's quite successful these day). Lovely lad. But what were...