Charlie Zeevil!
In your norther slums, in your northern slums
You look in a dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead cat* and you think its a treat
In your northern slums.
*It was a cat in the 70s, but as more of the working classes became cat owners, it was changed to rat.
Miaow.
At Withdean we shouted 'get that board down' even though it didn't obscure any of the view. For old time's sake.
(Not sure there was even a board, to be fair).
Every away game (and I went to loads in the dog days of the early noughties) at one time the first thing we did when we got in the ground was do the 'There's no-one there' ritual, three times, pointing each time to the three other bits of the stadium where there was, er, hardly anyone there. It...
(We've*) a knock-knee'd chicken and a bow legged hen
We aint lost a fight since we don't know when
We don't give a (and from here on, I did a double take like the mountie choir singing the response lines in the Lumberjack song).
There was a bloke who sat near me at Withdean, Hartlepools fan...