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Literally, a minute ago on the radio, Boris just stated that if we pull together we can rise to the challenge. I know times have changed but I'm pretty sure this remains illegal in a public lavatory. The man's an idiot.

I've tried squatting over the pan, using the cistern for support, but I no longer have the knees for that sort of caper. Take a couple of co-codamol with your pre-match pint and you should be nicely compacted till you get home :cheers: As for those concerned about a hot stream from the next...

I am sorry but Coronavirus is not spread by holding your old chap then shaking someone's hand. If anyone catches it in the lavs it would be from inhaling someone else's hoary breath as they pant and grunt over the Armitage, or release a hacking cough as they queue. I would never use public...