You misunderstand the thread. In the great game of taking the piss for comedy value, anything short of mocking the genuinely afflicted, or randomly and relentlessly picking on an individual for no earthly reason, is worth consideration. I'm IN.
Easy, Mrs T explains to me that there are some colour issues and jacket length question marks but, personally, I am all for footballers getting a bit metrosexual.
This, by contrast, is how things used to be. :facepalm: