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I have no time for that genre. Although.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_TKG5MJGzY

What a pair of lightweights (above). I'm apologising to nobody. Anyone I've duffed up deserves it. Fact. :rolleyes::lolol::bigwave:

As the ten year old down my street, fortunately no longer a neighbour, said to her mother when mother complained that the ferret had just bitten her: "We, you should have been more f***ing careful!" :lolol:

Here is the only one with which I disagree: "Before you do something for someone, ask yourself if they would do the same for you if they could." Just do what you feel is right. If you need to feel you'll get something back, or would if they could, read again 'A Christmas Carol'. :cheers:

Ah, you forgot to attach one of these to each before you threw them off your boat. Careless. :whistle:

That's very kind of you. :thumbsup:

In all seriousness, I don't have many snappy aphorisms, and my approach to life has changed with time. These have served me well, though. Put in a shift. Trust your gut. Don't keep making the same mistake, expecting a different result. Disregard* anyone who declares themselves your enemy - the...

Life's a bitch. And then you die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lvL4Bzyumg

Are you Batman in disguise?