In Canada in the 80s it was illegal to sell crap like 'cheese strings' or processed cheese as 'cheese'. It had to be called 'cheesefood' (one word).
Perhaps pulled pork should be required to be called 'meatfood'. Or 'offalfood' or 'shitfood' or whatever it actually is. It is the sweet sauce it...
Nothing beats the food at Griffin Park some years ago that was actually frozen in the middle. There were complaints. That was in the corner with one loo for 2000 supporters, so dozens of blokes (me included) were left with no choice other than to piss through the fence. What a farce.
At the...