We will. We are on the up. We may yet get there this season. But I'm not going to glue a celebratory balloon to my forehead on the offchance we might. AND I will probably be dead before you, so my stoicism and restraint are even more measured. I am serene. I will not be wearing a 'ha ha citeh' T...
This.
"Pre-order your embroidered Wembley shirt by tomorrow" email received from the club.
Anyone getting a 'FA Cup Semi Finalists' tattoo? On their face? ???
Or a bottle of this: