In case nobody has had the foresight to mention it (and I paraphrase)":
Roy Keane "Oy ref, if I call you a **** will you send me off?"
Ref "Obviously"
RK "If I think you're a **** will you send me off"
Ref "Well I can't do anything about what you think"
RK "In that case, I think you're a ****"...