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Police have just raided Michael Jackson's ranch. They found Class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the bathroom, and class 5c in the bedroom.

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked," What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to...

Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from the pub. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then...

A really annoying bloke keeps ringing me in work and singing 'Stand And Deliver' down the line. I keep telling him he's got the wrong number, but he's adamant.