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I notice that he's changed it now. However, whilst no longer saying "but the sheep backed onto me, Officer", it now says "dark, mean, moody, I am collecting your hair clippings and rooting through your dustbins at night." Sorry Adie....:p

That avatar of 1066s screams "BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK - STALKER ALERT" doesn't it?

You won't be laughing once NSCs own Bill and Ben the dry-humping men start targetting you. Get a good lawyer and get him to draw up a restraining order. Apparently the leader of Lewes Council knows some of the secret handshakes which can protect you from the proletariat.

Watching and waiting for Kev or 1066 to post the immortal "a/s/l/" and ask you for a date. I assume you have checked your PMs?

You are Leon Knight and I claim my £5.

Look out for people who have that talentless bint from Eastenders as their avatar - the one that does the "rabbit in headlights" impersonation. They are only after one thing.