Cracking post.
I'd love Everton to go down, if only so that the fans in their chat room who stated that relegation was like oblivion, and "were Charlton even still around?" (I kid you not) could experience the joys of travelling the UK and visiting some new clubs. It might remind them what...
I can only assume the owner is thinking that Dyche will keep them up again next season and then he'll ditch him when they are in their new stadium. I'm assuming that's not next season.