Well said Wozza
What is the EPL anyway? Enigmatic panty line? Enormous Paper Lantern?
It's rather like when people refer to the Champions League Trophy. What is that? Do they mean the European Cup? Surely not.
How much time do you spend on an opposition club's board? Crikey, if you also spend as much time on the Palace board, when do you actually do any work? Are you employed? Are you retired?