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Sorry, my opening sentence was misleading: this happened to me. I wasn't trying to say that yours happened somewhere else. Your comment reminded me of mine

It was at Priestfield. The ball came into the crowd and, instead of waiting for it to land, I decided to be a smart-arse and volley it back onto the pitch. It wasn't a good idea: the ball flew off my foot sideways straight into the physog of the bloke standing near me. His mates fall about...