Now, that's more like it. I'd be well up for a bank holiday on Shakespeare Day
(although [Pedant alert] We don't know that 23 April was Shakespeare's birthday as the date wasn't recorded, it's traditionally assumed as that day - but the 23rd is certainly the day of his death)
St George he was for England,
And before he killed the dragon
He drank a pint of English ale
Out of an English flagon.
For though he fast right readily
In hair-shirt or in mail,
It isn't safe to give him cakes
Unless you give him ale