Absolutely this, as an addition;
The wounded/offended expression dog owners get when you, politely, point out that no-one other than them cares about Mr Paws and actually, no he's not 'just a naughty boy', he's bloody annoying.
* People confusing exercise with fun
* Holiday pictures
* Will.I.Am
* Reality TV
* ITV football coverage, barring Lee Dixon
* Motion sensitive video games
* 'Banter'. Not banter, but 'banter'
* Anyone who says 'synergy' seriously
* Jeremy Kyle